On a cloudy, tumultuous afternoon, the smell of uprising hung in the air.

Tired of the foul oppression put forth by the ruling class, Parisian revolutionaries and rowdy troops rallied with resolve behind Commanders Calvados, Armagnac and Cognac to dismantle the emblem of mediocre Spirits across the land: the Bar-stille.

With palates pure and true, they fought valiantly through the day, bravely working to free the land from blasé booze and restore the kingdom to a delicious glory it once knew.

With Calvados, Armagnac and Cognac at the helm, they succeeded in their plight, bringing about a golden age of exquisite national Spirits for people all around the world to enjoy.